The Assid Washers | Faux-Denim Swim Brief - Shinesty

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The Assid WashersFaux-Denim Swim Brief

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The Assid Washers | Faux-Denim Swim Brief - Shinesty
  • The Assid Washers | Faux-Denim Swim Brief - Shinesty
  • The Assid Washers | Faux-Denim Swim Brief - Shinesty
  • The Assid Washers | Faux-Denim Swim Brief - Shinesty
  • The Assid Washers | Faux-Denim Swim Brief - Shinesty
  • The Assid Washers | Faux-Denim Swim Brief - Shinesty
  • The Assid Washers | Faux-Denim Swim Brief - Shinesty
The Assid Washers | Faux-Denim Swim Brief

Men's shorts run a little tight - If you are between sizes we recommend you SIZE UP! Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches. Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.

Size Waist Hips
XS29" & Under36" & Under
S29 - 33"36 - 39"
M33 - 36"38 - 41"
L36 - 40"41 - 44"
XL40 - 43"44 - 48"
2XL43 - 47"48 - 52"
Size Waist Hips
XS29" & Under36" & Under
S29 - 33"36 - 39"
M33 - 36"38 - 41"
L36 - 40"41 - 44"
XL40 - 43"44 - 48"
2XL43 - 47"48 - 52"

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Product Details
Midweight, Quick-Dry Fabric
Flattering Fit With Light Compression

The original swim brief with quick-dry fabric, high resolution prints, and a modern brief fit that looks hot as hell, not old and dumpy.
Fabric

Composition
Shell: 73% Polyester, 27% Elastane
Lining: 95% Polyamide, 5% Spandex
Sizing & Care

Sizing
Fits true to size. Size up if in between sizes.

Care
Machine wash delicate with like colors. Do not bleach. Hang to dry.
Product Description

As seen on Chicago Cubs players celebrating the first Cubs National League pennant in 71 years.

We were inspired to create these faux-denim swim briefs when we saw some country boy rocking out at a Florida Georgia Line concert, hammered off of Four Lokos in Daytona. The chap was wearing jorts that were way too short - borderline undies. As people flocked away, we knew he was onto something. The Assid Washers Daytona Dong Sarong was born. You'll get all the benefits of wearing jorts without all of the chafing that comes with it.



Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available. Orders with subscriptions ship FREE, always.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Love Your First Or It's Free Guarantee
If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Black tuxedo-print Shinesty swim briefs on a pool ledge, martini and newspaper within reach

Quick-Drying, With Stretch

No more waterboarding the boys below deck. Midweight wicking fabric dries fast and has 4-way stretch to move with you

Customer Reviews

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468 reviews
  • DK
    Dakota K.
    Verified Buyer
    Men's Height 5'7"
    Men's Weight 170–189 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased M
    4 months ago
    Men's Height 5'7"
    Men's Weight 170–189 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased M
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Sick snake

    These fit good and look great. I'm in good shape and they make my legs look more muscular. Lol

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  • PM
    Peter M.
    Verified Buyer
    Men's Height 5'9"
    Men's Weight 150–169 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased L
    1 year ago
    Men's Height 5'9"
    Men's Weight 150–169 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased L
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Statue of David

    Great artwork1 A hit at Carnival in PTown!

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  • RC
    Robert C.
    Flag of United States
    Verified Buyer
    Men's Height 5'11"
    Men's Weight 210–229 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased L
    1 year ago
    Men's Height 5'11"
    Men's Weight 210–229 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased L
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Good fit, good quality.

    Fit as advertised. Good quality.

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  • JC
    John C.
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    Verified Buyer
    Men's Height 6'2"
    Men's Weight 250+ lbs
    1 year ago
    Men's Height 6'2"
    Men's Weight 250+ lbs
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    The ball sling

    It fits really well, and is very comfortable. Plus the humor of the image is really great, as well.

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  • AL
    Andrea L.
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    Verified Buyer
    Men's Size Purchased XL
    1 year ago
    Men's Size Purchased XL
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Amazing

    Amazing

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