The FrondzieCuban Stripes Suit Shorts

Our motivation for creating these palm frond patterned shorts is pretty obvious. Who doesn't want to look like a Cuban Fonzie? No magic, no tricks, there's nothing up your sleeves, just tremendous sex appeal oozing from these neon striped shorts. Imagine strutting into the Havana Club (assuming that's a real place and not just a rum), hitting the jukebox, and then salsa-ing over to the chicas at the bar. You buy a round of pineapple daiquiris for everyone there. The people cheer, carry you out into the streets where they carve statues of you in your fancy shorts and matching short sleeve blazer, and put you as the lead character in their new Happy Days spinoff, 'Días Felices.'