The Jacksonville Jort | Denim Ball Hammock® Pouch 5" Swim Trunks - Shinesty

The Jacksonville Jort

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The Jacksonville JortDenim Ball Hammock® Pouch 5" Swim Trunks

$59.99
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The Jacksonville Jort | Denim Ball Hammock® Pouch 5" Swim Trunks - Shinesty
  • The Jacksonville Jort | Denim Ball Hammock® Pouch 5" Swim Trunks - Shinesty
  • The Jacksonville Jort | Denim Ball Hammock® Pouch 5" Swim Trunks - Shinesty
  • The Jacksonville Jort | Denim Ball Hammock® Pouch 5" Swim Trunks - Shinesty
  • The Jacksonville Jort | Denim Ball Hammock® Pouch 5" Swim Trunks - Shinesty
  • The Jacksonville Jort | Denim Ball Hammock® Pouch 5" Swim Trunks - Shinesty
  • The Jacksonville Jort | Denim Ball Hammock® Pouch 5" Swim Trunks - Shinesty
The Jacksonville Jort | Denim Ball Hammock® Pouch 5" Swim Trunks

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Men's shorts run a little tight - If you are between sizes we recommend you SIZE UP! Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches. Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.

Size Waist Hips
XS29" & Under36" & Under
S29 - 33"36 - 39"
M33 - 36"38 - 41"
L36 - 40"41 - 44"
XL40 - 43"44 - 48"
2XL43 - 47"48 - 52"
Size Waist Hips
XS29" & Under36" & Under
S29 - 33"36 - 39"
M33 - 36"38 - 41"
L36 - 40"41 - 44"
XL40 - 43"44 - 48"
2XL43 - 47"48 - 52"
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Product Details
Ball Hammock Pouch icon Ball Hammock® Pouch
Lightweight, Quick-Dry Fabric
Silky Smooth, No-Mesh Liner
Secure Zippered Side & Rear Pockets

5" swim trunks that end the scourge of smashed, waterboarded balls with our quick-drying performance fabrics and best-selling Ball Hammock® pouch built in.
Features & Fabric

Spacious & Supportive Ball Hammock® Pouch
This thing is a game changer at the pool, beach and everywhere in between. It lifts and supports to end adjustments, crushing, and the dreaded batwing effect when your balls magnetize to your legs.

Stop Waterboarding The Boys
Lightweight, QuickDry moisture wicking fabric dries in a flash and has 4-way stretch to move with you.

Silky Smooth, No-Mesh Liner
Finally, freedom from the scourge of the terrible, cheap mesh that plagues other trunks.

Secure, 4 Pocket Design
Secure zippered side and rear pockets plus 2 hand pockets = no keys at the bottom of the ocean.

More Premium Features
Secure drawstring, gusseted crotch

Composition
89% QuickDry Polyester, 11% Spandex
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Fits true to size. Size up if in between sizes.

How It Fits
True to size, with an even and lightly compressive fit through the legs to prevent liner ride up.

Specs
5" inseam (12.7 cm)

Care
Machine wash delicate with like colors. Hang to dry. Do not iron, bleach, or take yourself too seriously.
Product Description

Introducing The Jacksonville Jort, our denim Ball Hammock® pouch swim trunks featuring a Ball Hammock® pouch to keep your beach balls secure. These bad boys are made only for above ground pools, pontoon boats, redneck hot tubs at the Daytona 500, and pretty much anywhere within a 15-mile radius of where 7-11 Big Gulps are served. Long story short, it's a jean print swim trunk and it’s got me all hot and bothered, I need a hot dog real bad.
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US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Bright 80s abstract swim trunk liner flipped inside out around a mint mesh Ball Hammock pouch

Ball Hammock® Pouch

Spacious and supportive for long days poolside, at the beach or lake, etc. No more adjustments, crushing, or boys stuck to those thunder thighs

Customer Reviews

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Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
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95 reviews
  • DC
    Dominique C.
    Verified Buyer
    Men's Height 6'
    Men's Weight 190–209 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased L
    1 month ago
    Men's Height 6'
    Men's Weight 190–209 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased L
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Amazing!!

    Great quality and a really nice hammock!

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  • A
    Adrian
    2 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Great item

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  • ZL
    Zoe L.
    Verified Buyer
    Men's Height 5'7"
    Men's Weight 250+ lbs
    Men's Size Purchased 2XL
    2 months ago
    Men's Height 5'7"
    Men's Weight 250+ lbs
    Men's Size Purchased 2XL
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    my boyfriend and i broke up so now i have no need for these ball protecting swim shorts

    yeah idk i guess the title explains it all but i bought both of the hot dog bathing suits for a cute little matching set for my community pool but now im just... out here wearing a weiner suit by my lonesome.... But buy them anyways

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  • BR
    Billy R.
    Verified Buyer
    Men's Height 5'7"
    Men's Weight 150–169 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased M
    2 months ago
    Men's Height 5'7"
    Men's Weight 150–169 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased M
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Excellent trunks

    They fit perfectly. Snug but not tight. Would recommend!

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  • P
    Patrick
    2 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Put these bad boys on and immediately grew a mullet! Amazing quality and comfort. The Jacksonville Jort can church up any occasion. Wore these to my new job in NYC and was promoted to CEO within 3 months. These swim trunks will change your life

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