The Does A Bear | Green Toilet Bear Heel Hammock™ Crew Socks - Shinesty

The Does A Bear

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The Does A BearGreen Toilet Bear Heel Hammock™ Crew Socks

$14.99
Sale price  $14.99 Regular price  $14.99
or any 3 for $33.00
The Does A Bear | Green Toilet Bear Heel Hammock™ Crew Socks - Shinesty
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Product Details
Super Stupid-Soft™ Fabric
Luxuriously Cushioned Footbed
SockToe icon Seamless Toe Closure
Wash-To-Fit™ Technology

These little piggies got comfy in our luxuriously soft fabric blend that puts cotton & polyester socks to shame. Perfectly compressive, and that way for good thanks to our Wash-To-Fit technology.

Features & Fabric

Softest Socks You'll Ever Wear
Our Super, Stupid-Soft™ fabric blends are insanely soft. It should be a crime no one made socks this soft before. You gotta feel 'em to believe it.

Wash-To-Fit™ Tech: Perfect Fits, Every Time
Our proprietary heat setting process magically reforms them to their original compression when washed. So, they'll fit like a glove for the life of the sock.

Keeps Your Feet Fresher, Drier & Cooler
Up to 4x better moisture wicking and breathability than cotton to keep your skin soft, cool and dry.

Even More Premium Features
Seamless toe closure, lusciously cushioned footbed, Y-stitch anti-slip fit, stretch ribbing (crew and quarter socks) and Achilles tab (ankle socks)

Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size up if between sizes. Sizes are based on shoe size:
Medium Socks - Mens: 6-8.5 | Womens: 5-10
Large Socks - Mens: 9-13 | Womens: 10-13

How It Fits
They stretch to fit like a glove and are tight enough to stay up, but loose enough to avoid leaving marks on those pretty ankles.

How It Feels
So soft and smooth it's like they aren't there.

Care
Machine wash warm, inside out, gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron (duh, they're socks).

Product Description

Does a bear shit in the woods? Is the pope Catholic? Is the sky up? We can answer 1/3 of these questions with our newest pair of Heel Hammocks. 

Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available. Orders with subscriptions ship FREE, always.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Love Your First Or It's Free Guarantee
If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Bearded man reclining on a bed, soles of his white Send Nudes crew socks pointed at the camera

Super Stupid-Soft™ Fabric Blend

Luxurious softness you have to feel to believe

Customer Reviews

Customers say these socks are incredibly soft and comfortable, with many describing them as the most comfortable pair they've owned. The fun designs spark conversations and laughs, while the quality stitching and fit impress users across different sizes. Several mention the socks stay soft even after multiple washes. Some note sizing runs small or tight, and a few experienced shrinkage. Common feedback addresses slow shipping times on subscriptions. The subscription model delights many with monthly surprises, though a few wish to cancel.
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Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars
Based on 1,352 reviews
87%would recommend these products
1,352 reviews
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    connie
    2 days ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Loves them

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    Casey
    2 days ago
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    4 Stars

    Great socks only negative is the stitching leaves strings sticking out everywhere

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    Amanda
    3 days ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    So comfy

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    Bryce
    5 days ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Amazing

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    Zac H.
    Verified Buyer
    6 days ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    T them

    I am on my feet all day. These socks breathe well, are super soft, and feel great!