The Acorn Hoard | Squirrel Ball Hammock® Long Johns - Shinesty

The Acorn Hoard

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The Acorn HoardSquirrel Ball Hammock® Long Johns

$39.99
$39.99 $54.99
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The Acorn Hoard | Squirrel Ball Hammock® Long Johns - Shinesty
  • The Acorn Hoard | Squirrel Ball Hammock® Long Johns - Shinesty
  • The Acorn Hoard | Squirrel Ball Hammock® Long Johns - Shinesty
  • The Acorn Hoard | Squirrel Ball Hammock® Long Johns - Shinesty
  • The Acorn Hoard | Squirrel Ball Hammock® Long Johns - Shinesty
  • The Acorn Hoard | Squirrel Ball Hammock® Long Johns - Shinesty
  • The Acorn Hoard | Squirrel Ball Hammock® Long Johns - Shinesty
The Acorn Hoard | Squirrel Ball Hammock® Long Johns

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The Acorn Hoard

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Our fabric is stretchy, if you are between sizes or want a more supportive fit, we recommend sizing down.

Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"
Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"

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Product Details
Ball Hammock Pouch icon Ball Hammock® Pouch
Sumptuously Soft MicroModal
Moisture-Wicking + Breathable
Made From Natural Beechwood Fibers

Ball Hammock® support in long john underwear perfect for the slopes, hunting, or whenever and wherever temps drop.

69 cm (27in) of inseam adds warmth through the legs, and kills leg-ride-up dead. Plus, they wick moisture and breathe like performance fabrics without being made of gross synthetics like polyester that put plastic right up against your nuts.
Features & Fabric

Spacious, Supportive & Enhancing
Ball Hammock® pouch technology lifts, separates and cradles to make the boys below feel as incredible as they look. Gathered fabric in the front panel creates the space. The fabric strap provides game changing elevation and separation.

Softest Underwear Material…Ever
All MicroModal is not equal. Our proprietary blend has more sumptuous Modal per square inch than competitive products for the softest, best fitting underwear possible.

Fabric 100% Free Of Synthetic Polyester
Fabric derived from natural, renewable Austrian beechwood trees that's better for your health, and the environment.

Stays Fresh, Cool & Dry. All Day
Naturally moisture wicking & breathable to stop SWASS before it starts.

More Premium Features
Quick-access fly, anti-ride-up leg construction, 4-way stretch, tagless, silky-soft + anti-roll waistband

Composition
95% TENCEL™ MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes or want more support. Modal is stretchy and forgiving.

How It Fits
Perfectly. With an even and lightly compressive fit through the hips and legs to prevent ride up, and extra space and support for the boys.

How It Feels
The way it always should've felt: like you're wearing nothing at all. Pure bliss now that adjustments are a thing of the distant past.

Specs
69 cm (27 inch) inseam

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener (they're soft enough as-is, we promise).
Product Description
Hey baby, are you storing acorns in that pouch? Or are you just happy to see me?
Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available. Orders with subscriptions ship FREE, always.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Love Your First Or It's Free Guarantee
If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Two eggs cradled in the mint-green Ball Hammock pouch of a pair of red boxer briefs

Ball Hammock® Pouch

Spacious, supportive, and enhancing so the family jewels feel like royalty

Customer Reviews

4.6
Rated 4.6 out of 5 stars
Based on 142 reviews
91%would recommend these products
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142 reviews
  • MH
    Matt H.
    Verified Buyer
    Men's Size Purchased XL
    1 month ago
    Men's Size Purchased XL
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Like wearing nothing at all

    Great quality. Comfortable.

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  • J
    Joshua
    6 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Great fit, super comfy

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  • J
    Joshua
    6 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Super comfy, great fit.

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  • TP
    Travis P.
    Verified Buyer
    Men's Height 5'10"
    Men's Weight 210–229 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased XL
    6 months ago
    Men's Height 5'10"
    Men's Weight 210–229 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased XL
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Long Johns

    Excellent product!

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  • B
    Brad
    6 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Fit good. But i need a smaller size. They dont fit like the underwear

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