The Xmas Morning Wood | Wood Print Christmas Suit - Shinesty

The Xmas Morning Wood

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The Xmas Morning Wood | Wood Print Christmas Suit - Shinesty
  • The Xmas Morning Wood | Wood Print Christmas Suit - Shinesty
  • The Xmas Morning Wood | Wood Print Christmas Suit - Shinesty
  • The Xmas Morning Wood | Wood Print Christmas Suit - Shinesty
  • The Xmas Morning Wood | Wood Print Christmas Suit - Shinesty
  • The Xmas Morning Wood | Wood Print Christmas Suit - Shinesty
The Xmas Morning Wood | Wood Print Christmas Suit

Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches. Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.

Size Chest (In) Waist (In) Sleeve Length (In)
3636 & Under32 & Under33.625"
3836 - 38"32 - 33"34"
4038 - 40"33 - 34"34.375"
4240 - 42"34 - 35"34.75"
4442 - 44"35 - 36"35.125"
4644 - 46"36 - 38"35.5"
4846 - 48"38 - 40"35.875"
5048 - 50"40 - 42"36.25"
5250 - 52"42 - 44"36.625"
5452 - 54"44 - 47"37"
5654 - 56"47 - 50"37.375"
5856 - 60"50 - 53"37.75"
6060 - 64"53 - 56"38.125"
Size Chest (In) Waist (In) Sleeve Length (In)
3636 & Under32 & Under33.625"
3836 - 38"32 - 33"34"
4038 - 40"33 - 34"34.375"
4240 - 42"34 - 35"34.75"
4442 - 44"35 - 36"35.125"
4644 - 46"36 - 38"35.5"
4846 - 48"38 - 40"35.875"
5048 - 50"40 - 42"36.25"
5250 - 52"42 - 44"36.625"
5452 - 54"44 - 47"37"
5654 - 56"47 - 50"37.375"
5856 - 60"50 - 53"37.75"
6060 - 64"53 - 56"38.125"
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Product Details
Smooth, Wrinkle-Resistant Fabric
Perfectly Tailored Fit
4 Internal Pockets
Silky, Full Lined Internal Construction

The original Party Suit. Finely tailored with features and trim details typically reserved for high-end men's suits, at a price that's perfect for any occasion. Pants and ties are optional but you'll save a ton when you buy the full suit.
Features & Fabric

Elegantly Tailored Fit
Every stitch and seam has been scrutinized to make you look like a Greek god and fit like suit jackets and blazers many times its price.

Premium Trim Details
Pockets for everything you could possibly want to stash (and then some). Fully lined interior in comfortable silky fabric. Boat style breast pocket + two welt flap pockets. 2-button closure. Double vented back. Finished sleeves. Notched lapel.

Low-Maintenance Fabric
You should rarely, if ever, need to put an iron on this beaut. A simple steam resolves most wrinkles.

Pant Details
Flat front fit. Button tab closure with hook and eye. Slanted side pockets. Jetted button back pockets. Fully alterable.

Composition
Shell: 100% Polyester
Lining: 100% Polyester
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size up for both blazers and pants if in between sizes. Both have modern, tailored fits.

How It Fits
In a word: like a finely tailored masterpiece. Ok that was five words. The slim fit jacket hugs to accentuate the shoulders and tapers nicely through the natural waist and hips for an athletic V-shaped silhouette. The trousers are also slim fit through the legs with a gradual taper to the ankles.

How It Feels
Like what I imagine it's like being Tom Ford, if Tom Ford had a sense of humor. Spoiler alert: expect unsolicited photo ops and free drinks.

Specs
30-32 Waist Pants: 31" inseam (79 cm)
33-36 Waist Pants: 33" inseam (84 cm)
38+ Waist Pants: 35" inseam (89 cm)

All pants have 1.5" (4 cm) available in hem for tailoring

Care
Dry clean only.
Product Description

If you're going to rock this Xmas log pattern blazer then it's important we talk about your morning wood. That unplanned display of enthusiasm that's made the start of every day just a little more exciting ever since you were a pre-teen. Now, couple that with the excitement of Christmas morning. Hell, that's almost enough to make a lumberjack jam his own log. Especially when he sees this festive jacket waiting for him under the tree... That morning wood ain't going anywhere.
Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Buttoned-up pastel pop-art Shinesty party suit with a matching bow tie over a white shirt

Tailored Fit

Structured fit as sharp as suits 10 times the price. Shoulders narrow gradually to the hips. Notched lapel

Customer Reviews

Customers say this jacket and suit ensemble fits well and draws compliments at events like the Derby and weddings. Many reviews mention the vibrant colors and fun patterns make a memorable impression, with users reporting they were voted best dressed or the hit of the party. Common feedback addresses sizing, with several noting the fit runs small and recommending sizing up. Most praise the quality and material, though some mention decorative details are printed rather than embroidered. A few report shipping or quality inconsistencies, but overall customers appreciate the bold style and value.
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  • A
    Alexander
    2 weeks ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    True to size, well made every Patriot should own one. Arrived quick and as described

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  • K
    Kerry
    3 weeks ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Suitfits pefectly love it and looking forward to holiday parties thiz year

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  • D
    DAWSON
    1 month ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Even better than looked online, love it

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  • JH
    Joe H.
    Verified Buyer
    2 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Patriot

    Best fit and design I could put on for the 250th anniversary of our great nation!

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    Joe
    2 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Great quality and amazing design

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