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Long story short, these red space dye Ball Hammock® pouch underwear are here to remind you that the Earth is slowly crumbling beneath our feet. But don't worry, not all hope is lost. A few years ago after a particularly aggressive bender, my friend who is extremely interested in astronomy gave me hope. She said that Saturn's moon, Titan, could be terraformed to be inhabitable for us humans. We must also employ this stellar tactic with Mars. If you're not a space explorer, do what you can to help the cause by purchasing these Ball Hammock® that technically have nothing to do with the future of our planet.
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