The Ninja Bread | Green Gingerbread Man Turtleneck Dress - Shinesty

The Ninja Bread

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$29.99
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The Ninja BreadGreen Gingerbread Man Turtleneck Dress

$29.99
$29.99 $69.99
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The Ninja Bread | Green Gingerbread Man Turtleneck Dress - Shinesty
  • The Ninja Bread | Green Gingerbread Man Turtleneck Dress - Shinesty
  • The Ninja Bread | Green Gingerbread Man Turtleneck Dress - Shinesty
  • The Ninja Bread | Green Gingerbread Man Turtleneck Dress - Shinesty
  • The Ninja Bread | Green Gingerbread Man Turtleneck Dress - Shinesty
  • The Ninja Bread | Green Gingerbread Man Turtleneck Dress - Shinesty
  • The Ninja Bread | Green Gingerbread Man Turtleneck Dress - Shinesty
The Ninja Bread | Green Gingerbread Man Turtleneck Dress

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Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches. Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.

Size Bust Waist Hips
XS33" & Under25.5" & Under36" & Under
S32 - 34"25.5 - 27.5"34 - 37"
M34 - 37"27.5 - 29.5"36 - 39"
L37 - 40"29.5 - 32"39 - 42"
XL40 - 43"32 - 34.5"43 - 47"
2XL45" & Under39" & Under48" & Under
Size Bust Waist Hips
XS33" & Under25.5" & Under36" & Under
S32 - 34"25.5 - 27.5"34 - 37"
M34 - 37"27.5 - 29.5"36 - 39"
L37 - 40"29.5 - 32"39 - 42"
XL40 - 43"32 - 34.5"43 - 47"
2XL45" & Under39" & Under48" & Under

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Product Details
Smooth, Wrinkle-Resistant Fabric
Modern, Flattering Fit
Pockets, You Know... So It Isn't Useless

Our turtleneck dress that fits like a dream, has pockets…for stuff, and is guaranteed to get salacious stares and copious comments. Enjoy.
Features & Fabric

Sleek, Wrinkle-Resistant Fabric
For a smooth look that stands up to regular use with near-zero maintenance (a simple steam from time to time works wonders).

Fits Like A Dream
Modern flattering fit with a touch of stretch. Guaranteed to get salacious stares and copious comments. Enjoy.

Pockets, So It Isn't Useless
Real pockets in a dress. Revolutionary? It shouldn't be, and yet here we are.

More Premium Features
Classic turtleneck, full-length sleeves, above-knee skirt length.

Composition
94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Fits true to size.

How It Fits
Modern flattering fit that skims without squeezing. Fits like a dream — the salacious stares are included free of charge.

How It Feels
Like you just stepped off the red carpet and cameras are flashing left, right and center to memorialize the occasion.

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors. Hang to dry.
Product Description

This gingerbread man Christmas turtleneck dress is extremely ironic. The cute little gingerbread men are practicing karate. They are working their way up to a black belt and are so innocent and sweet. The pattern is wholesome, but the utility is far from it.

Let me paint a picture for you. You're single, home for the holidays, and something about sneaking around your childhood room with your high school fling is quite arousing. One thing leads to another and you've got a neck full of hickies. Good thing you thought about this in advance and chose a green Christmas turtleneck dress. You won't have to awkwardly wear a decorative scarf at the family dinner table, we've got you and those love marks covered. Dress for style and dress for utility. Happy Holidays.
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US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

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  • DC
    Darcy C.
    6 years ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Awesome

    This is great! Love the material, so fun.

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