The Poinsettia Playboy | Red Plaid Christmas Flight Suit - Shinesty

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The Poinsettia PlayboyRed Plaid Christmas Flight Suit

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The Poinsettia Playboy | Red Plaid Christmas Flight Suit - Shinesty
  • The Poinsettia Playboy | Red Plaid Christmas Flight Suit - Shinesty
  • The Poinsettia Playboy | Red Plaid Christmas Flight Suit - Shinesty
  • The Poinsettia Playboy | Red Plaid Christmas Flight Suit - Shinesty
  • The Poinsettia Playboy | Red Plaid Christmas Flight Suit - Shinesty
  • The Poinsettia Playboy | Red Plaid Christmas Flight Suit - Shinesty
The Poinsettia Playboy | Red Plaid Christmas Flight Suit

Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches. Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.

Size Height Chest Waist Hips
XS5' 3" - 5' 6"30 - 34"27 - 30"32 - 36"
S5' 5" - 5' 9"32 - 36"29 - 32"35 - 38"
M5' 6" - 5' 10"34 - 38"32 - 34"38 - 41"
L5' 9" - 6'37 - 41"34 - 37"41 - 43"
XL5' 10" - 6' 3"40 - 44"37 - 41"43 - 47"
2XL5' 11" - 6' 4"44 - 48"41 - 45"47 - 50"
Size Height Chest Waist Hips
XS5' 3" - 5' 6"30 - 34"27 - 30"32 - 36"
S5' 5" - 5' 9"32 - 36"29 - 32"35 - 38"
M5' 6" - 5' 10"34 - 38"32 - 34"38 - 41"
L5' 9" - 6'37 - 41"34 - 37"41 - 43"
XL5' 10" - 6' 3"40 - 44"37 - 41"43 - 47"
2XL5' 11" - 6' 4"44 - 48"41 - 45"47 - 50"

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Product Details
Smooth, Wrinkle-Resistant Fabric
1970s Look With Modern Stretch Fabric
Perfectly Tailored Fit
Pockets, You Know... So It Isn't Useless

The look is torn straight from the pages of a 1976 Sears Roebuck catalog, then we infused it with modern stretch fabric. There's a 99.99% chance you'll be the only one wearing it at the party and a 100% chance of unsolicited photo ops.
Features & Fabric

Perfectly Tailored Fit
Fitted through the body with stretch that moves when you do. Jumping tall objects optional, but encouraged. The natural stretch of the flight suit won't be what holds you back.

One Zip To Rule Them All
Customize how much chest hair you want to show. Center full-length zipper means the entire outfit goes on (or more importantly, off) lickety-split.

More Premium Features
Oversized retro collar, wider leg openings (boot-friendly), side-seam pockets, 4-way stretch fabric

Composition
92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes or have a thinner build. Runs large and stretches so it's forgiving.

How It Fits
True to size and tailored through the body, with stretch fabric that keeps the retro fit comfortable and lightly flared leg openings to maintain the retro look without looking like bell bottoms.

How It Feels
Like you just stole the party. And truthfully, you will.

Specs
29" inseam (74 cm)

Care
Machine wash delicate with like colors. Do not bleach.
Product Description

Thirsty gawkers won't be able to take their eyes off your huge zip when you put it on full display in this Christmas plaid flight suit. You'll look hotter than a yule log whether you're suiting up to search for a last minute stocking stuffer or a mistletoe meetup, and if you're lucky, you'll find a little bit of both.
Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

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  • DM
    Douglas M.
    Verified Buyer
    9 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    HOT SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

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    Greg T.
    Verified Buyer
    10 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Big Jumper scores BIG

    Killed it at my last party. Cant wait to wear this again

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  • DG
    Dustin G.
    Verified Buyer
    10 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Gyro-Powered Energizer

    In my comic books as a child, often I would see some toy depicting our favorite stunt man from the 70s. But I never wanted any of the toys…no, I wanted the jumpsuit.

    Flash forward an unspecified number of decades, and an ad pops up on Instagram. This jumpsuit. School buses begin stacking side by side in my mind as my thoughts rev. I immediately go to the site: sold out. I put my name on the wait list and snagged one a few weeks ago.

    The deets…

    Material: It’s thick stuff. Not heavy enough to be uncomfortably hot (like the real white leather jumpsuit would be), but it is an actual garment, not some paper-thin, fast-fashion gossamer fabric.

    Fit: I am 6 foot and of an athletic build. 225 pounds. Narrow waist, broad shoulders, muscular thighs. I usually wear pants length in 32-33 and a large in most shirts/jackets. Sometimes an extra-large if slim fit. I went back and forth until I finally decided to go with the large. Perfect. There is a degree of stretch to the fabric. It looks tailored to fit without being too tight. I plan to wear this with boots, so the length is perfect as well.

    Necessity: Look, you need this. If you have read this far looking for the one, final thing to convince you, let this be that moment.

    The day is going to come when you’re going to jump the shark (or perhaps you won’t: please refer to January 31, 1977). Whether flying through the air, convalescing from legend-worthy injuries, or just standing out at the cookout, don’t let the absence of this…

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  • NT
    Neil T.
    Verified Buyer
    10 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Jumper

    Quality threads

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  • MB
    Mike B.
    Verified Buyer
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Investing in Yourself

    Sure you could put that money into an investment account and maybe do something swell with it later in life, or you could take advantage of life's opportunities and get The Big Jumper now and invest in yourself. From the moment you slip into it, you realize it was the best money you've ever and probably ever will spend. There are very few things in life that offer the kind of ROI like The Big Jumper - every time you don the suit, you make the world a better place.

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