The Tommy J | American Flag Print Sleeveless Suit - Shinesty

The Tommy J

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The Tommy JAmerican Flag Print Sleeveless Suit

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The Tommy J | American Flag Print Sleeveless Suit - Shinesty
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Product Details
Smooth, Wrinkle-Resistant Fabric
Silky, Full Lined Internal Construction
Perfectly Tailored Fit

The original Party Suit, with the sleeves hacked off for some reason.

It's finely tailored with features typically reserved for high-end men's suits, but at a price that's perfect for any occasion. Pants are optional but you'll save a ton when you buy the full suit.

Features & Fabric

Elegantly Tailored Fit
Every stitch and seam has been scrutinized to make you look like a Greek god and fit like suit jackets and blazers many times its price.

Premium Trim Details
Pockets for everything you could possibly want to stash (and then some). Fully lined interior in comfortable silky fabric. Boat style breast pocket + two welt flap pockets. 2-button closure. Double vented back. Finished sleeves. Notched lapel.

Low-Maintenance Fabric
You should rarely, if ever, need to put an iron on this beaut. A simple steam resolves most wrinkles.

Pant Details
Flat front fit. Button tab closure with hook and eye. Slanted side pockets. Jetted button back pockets. Fully alterable.

Composition
Shell: 100% Polyester
Lining: 100% Polyester

Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size up for both blazers and short if in between sizes. Both have modern, tailored fits.

How It Fits
In a word: like a finely tailored masterpiece. Ok that was five words. The slim fit jacket hugs to accentuate the shoulders and tapers nicely through the natural waist and hips for an athletic V-shaped silhouette. The shorts are also slim fit through the legs with a gradual taper to the knee.

How It Feels
Like what I imagine it's like being Tom Ford, if Tom Ford had a sense of humor. Spoiler alert: expect unsolicited photo ops and free drinks.

Care
Dry clean only.

Product Description
So you think you can handle a red, white, and blue striped USA sleeveless blazer? You thoroughly believe you can tame the authority of this American flag sleeveless jacket? If you’re already questioning yourself, look elsewhere. If you’ve never shot a Whisker Biscuit out of your bunghole, you can’t handle this. Don’t know what a Honkey Lighter is? You may not be fit for this USA blazer. If you’ve never felt the G-force of a Whistling’ Bunghole leave the very palm from which you feed yourself from, you cannot harness the power of this sleeveless blazer.

If you’ve done any of the above, buyer beware. Your life is about to change into a world filled with the wildest farmer tans. You may find yourself developing a deep southern draw upon purchase. Your hair may only grow in the back now, leaving the front for business. You may wake up one day and realize you've only been buying “Ice” beers since this panty dropper landed at your door.
If you think you can handle this, then you may proceed to check out. Welcome to the club.

Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Buttoned-up pastel pop-art Shinesty party suit with a matching bow tie over a white shirt

Tailored Fit

Structured fit as sharp as suits 10 times the price. Shoulders narrow gradually to the hips. Notched lapel

Customer Reviews

5.0
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
Based on 18 reviews
100%would recommend this product
18 reviews
  • J
    John
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Perfect for what i intend to wear it for!

  • MW
    Matt W.
    3 years ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Great vest

    Great vest

  • CY
    Carrie Y.
    4 years ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Great statement piece

    My son wore this to prom with a blue suit. He wanted to make a statement while being classy and this fit the bill

  • DM
    Daniel M.
    6 years ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Bought a 2nd

    ....for my Dad

  • RH
    Russ H.
    7 years ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    4th of July

    Flags soared, bombs burst, and panties dropped. I love this country!