The Couch Coach | Thanksgiving Football Onesie - Shinesty

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The Couch CoachThanksgiving Football Onesie

$54.99
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The Couch Coach | Thanksgiving Football Onesie - Shinesty
  • The Couch Coach | Thanksgiving Football Onesie - Shinesty
  • The Couch Coach | Thanksgiving Football Onesie - Shinesty
  • The Couch Coach | Thanksgiving Football Onesie - Shinesty
The Couch Coach | Thanksgiving Football Onesie

Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches. Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.

Size Height Chest Waist Hips
XS5' 3" - 5' 6"30 - 34"27 - 30"32 - 36"
S5' 5" - 5' 9"32 - 36"29 - 32"35 - 38"
M5' 6" - 5' 10"34 - 38"32 - 34"38 - 41"
L5' 9" - 6'37 - 41"34 - 37"41 - 43"
XL5' 10" - 6' 3"40 - 44"37 - 41"43 - 47"
2XL5' 11" - 6' 4"44 - 48"41 - 45"47 - 50"
Size Height Chest Waist Hips
XS5' 3" - 5' 6"30 - 34"27 - 30"32 - 36"
S5' 5" - 5' 9"32 - 36"29 - 32"35 - 38"
M5' 6" - 5' 10"34 - 38"32 - 34"38 - 41"
L5' 9" - 6'37 - 41"34 - 37"41 - 43"
XL5' 10" - 6' 3"40 - 44"37 - 41"43 - 47"
2XL5' 11" - 6' 4"44 - 48"41 - 45"47 - 50"

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Product Details
Not Too Hot, Not Too Cold Fabric
Pockets, You Know... So It Isn't Useless

If you run cold, this is the one for you. Loose fitting so you can properly go comatose on the couch. And, a zipper that goes, literally, all the way to the top of your head. Honestly, it's both fun and terrifying at the same time.
Features & Fabric

Features You'll Love
Full zip that goes over the head (fun, funny and terrifying all at the same time). A fabric blend that's never too hot or too cold. An oversized fit that's at home on the couch…which is good, because you're going to be there for a while when you put this on. Side seam pockets.

Composition
80% Cotton, 20% Polyester
Sizing & Care

Sizing
Oversized fit. Size down if between sizes or wanting a trimmer fit.

Specs
29" inseam (73.7 cm)

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry. Cool iron.
Product Description

This is the only appropriate outfit for Thanksgiving day. You can't sit on the couch in your "good" khakis, can you? And you wouldn't want to blow out the buttons on your nicest button down shirt, right? It's better to be safe and comfy than sorry. Opt into this football onesie this Thanksgiving, and don't blame us if you are ruthlessly berated by your traditional grandmother.

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Overnight, express, and ground options available.

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Express and economy options available.

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We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Customer Reviews

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157 reviews
  • NC
    Nathaniel c.
    Verified Buyer
    10 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    These jammies are the slammies

    love them they are fantastic and so comfortable it should be illegal to sell them in the continental united states. Great purchase would buy again a million times. these things are stellar.

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    Rahsaan W.
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    Verified Buyer
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Recommend

    Good quality

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  • A
    Aaron
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Love them!

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  • CK
    Cindy K.
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    Verified Buyer
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    This was a gift...

    This was a gift for a friend. He wears it all the time and loves the comfort of it.

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    Tammy M.
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    Verified Buyer
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Union suit

    What made of good quality

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