The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear - Shinesty

The Foreign Phalange

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The Foreign PhalangeAlien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear

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The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear - Shinesty
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  • The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear - Shinesty
  • The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear - Shinesty
  • The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear - Shinesty
The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear

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The Foreign Phalange

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Our fabric is stretchy, if you are between sizes or want a more supportive fit, we recommend sizing down.

Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"
Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"

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Product Details
Ball Hammock Pouch icon Ball Hammock® Pouch
Sumptuously Soft MicroModal
Moisture-Wicking + Breathable
Made From Natural Beechwood Fibers

Our shorter inseam with a modern squared look that shows a bit more thigh. Plus: next-level ball pouch support, luxurious softness, in a polyester-free fabric derived from Austrian beechwood that wicks and breathes like performance fabrics (and way better than cotton).
Features & Fabric

Spacious, Supportive & Enhancing
Ball Hammock® pouch technology lifts, separates and cradles to make the boys below feel as incredible as they look. Gathered fabric in the front panel creates the space. The fabric strap provides game changing elevation and separation.

Softest Underwear Material…Ever
All MicroModal is not equal. Our proprietary blend has more sumptuous Modal per square inch than competitive products for the softest, best fitting underwear possible.

Fabric 100% Free Of Synthetic Polyester
Fabric derived from natural, renewable Austrian beechwood trees that's better for your health, and the environment.

Stays Fresh, Cool & Dry. All Day
Naturally moisture wicking & breathable to stop SWASS before it starts.

More Premium Features
Quick-access fly, anti-ride-up leg construction, 4-way stretch, tagless, silky-soft + anti-roll waistband

Composition
95% TENCEL™ MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes or want more support. Modal is stretchy and forgiving.

How It Fits
Perfectly. With an even and lightly compressive fit through the hips and legs to prevent ride up, and extra space and support for the boys.

How It Feels
The way it always should've felt: like you're wearing nothing at all. Pure bliss now that adjustments are a thing of the distant past.

Specs
3" inseam (7.5 cm)

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener (they're soft enough as-is, we promise).
Product Description

After E.T. phones home, he’s gonna phone you for an out-of-this-world booty call. So slip on these “Abduct Me” glow-in-the-dark Ball Hammock® pouch trunks underwear and get ready for the probing of a lifetime.
Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available. Orders with subscriptions ship FREE, always.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Love Your First Or It's Free Guarantee
If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Two eggs cradled in the mint-green Ball Hammock pouch of a pair of red boxer briefs

Ball Hammock® Pouch

Spacious, supportive, and enhancing so the family jewels feel like royalty

Customer Reviews

3.3
Rated 3.3 out of 5 stars
Based on 3 reviews
67%would recommend this product
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3 reviews
  • KC
    Kevin C.
    Flag of United States
    Verified Buyer
    3 years ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Love the support :)

    Love the support and the material is truly amazing!!!

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  • JB
    Johnathon B.
    Flag of United States
    Verified Buyer
    4 years ago
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    Good boxers

    Good boxers

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  • A
    Allen
    2 years ago
    Rated 1 out of 5 stars
    1 Star

    Not my favorite style cut. Rides too low in the back. Unable to return or exchange I will stick to the longer cuts from now on.

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